KansasNoob, thanks for providing that tip about disabling the terminal fortunes. I am a guy with a real off-the-wall sense of humor (just ask my wife!), and ordinarily, I would enjoy the fortunes. That is, until I saw a fortune that said "You will be divorced within a year". As a Christian married man, I was very offended by that statement. I was a single guy for a long time, and it took me 35 years to find the lady who is now my wife, and by golly, I intend to hang onto her until the Lord calls one of us home. Again, thanks for the tip.
Oh, and Clem, if you're gonna continue to have the terminal fortunes, please delete that particular fortune, because I did not find it funny in the least, and in fact, I found it offensive due to the damage that divorce causes and has caused since divorce became widespread here in the United States in the 1970's. Thank you.
Fred in St. Louis, MO USA