Welcome to Linux Mint!!!
I don't think it is possible to do what you are requesting, but I'm no expert.
I am also in Houston. Our HLUG (Houston Linux Users Group) meets every Wednesday evening at HAL-PC (Houston Area League of PC Users). We help people install distros and troubleshoot them. To get to HAL-PC, which is near Micro Center (610 Loop West), go to http://www.hal-pc.org
and there is a link to a map.
If you are bringing a desktop, bring a mouse and keyboard with you; our workshop room already has monitors to connect to. We can get on the internet with cat 5 cables (ethernet) for downloading updates, etc. If you bring a laptop, you're all set without any other peripherals.
We may be the only LUG anywhere in the world that meets weekly for installations, troubleshooting, shooting the breeze, and having fun.
If you can, come before 6:00 pm and ask where the room is for the Linux Workshop. If you come after 6:00 pm the door is locked, but just ask for Rick Archibald, the leader of the workshop, or mention my name Richard Lawson. We meet until 8:45 pm at which time we have to pack up and leave the building by 9:00 pm.
Maybe someone else on the forum has a more detailed answer for your request.