Fake Windows support calling the wrong guy!
Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 3:58 pm
Totally awesome! This is the second time a Microsoft Support scammer calls me within two days.
Since I've got experience from both call centers and also have done some acting I'm well suited to handle one of these guys. For instance, yesterdays caller got the scolding of a lifetime the end of the treat sounding something like:
- ... (yelling-on-the-top-of-my-loungs) O no young man, I'm not finished with you. DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON ME!!!
Today I could just hold out for some ten minutes by playing totally computer illiterate:
- (Almost unintelligible English) Hello sir good day to you I'm calling from Microsoft Support your computer is sending us messages, blah, blah...
please turn your computer on.
[troll]
-OK, I'm turning it on now. (long silence)
-Is it on now?
-Eh? No, it's slow today. (long silence)
-Is it on now?
-No. (long silence)
-Is it on now?
-Yes, now it's on.
-Do you see the control button. It's in the left bottom of the keyboard.
-(A bit too long search time/silence) Eh, yes.
-To the right of that one is a four windows button.
-There's only one windows button.
...
-(reading from a lousy script) When you go online your computer downloads a malignant app. (hard to tell what he said)
- What? Can you please repeat that?
-When you go online your computer downloads a malignant app.
-What do you mean my computer is molesting you?
...
I finally got connected to his boss who presented himself as a Microsoft Senior blah, blah whatever and i wished him an unpleasant day.
[/troll]
There's no spam like phone spam. I'll try and record a call in the future if I get the chance.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/ju ... ll-centres
Since I've got experience from both call centers and also have done some acting I'm well suited to handle one of these guys. For instance, yesterdays caller got the scolding of a lifetime the end of the treat sounding something like:
- ... (yelling-on-the-top-of-my-loungs) O no young man, I'm not finished with you. DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON ME!!!
Today I could just hold out for some ten minutes by playing totally computer illiterate:
- (Almost unintelligible English) Hello sir good day to you I'm calling from Microsoft Support your computer is sending us messages, blah, blah...
please turn your computer on.
[troll]
-OK, I'm turning it on now. (long silence)
-Is it on now?
-Eh? No, it's slow today. (long silence)
-Is it on now?
-No. (long silence)
-Is it on now?
-Yes, now it's on.
-Do you see the control button. It's in the left bottom of the keyboard.
-(A bit too long search time/silence) Eh, yes.
-To the right of that one is a four windows button.
-There's only one windows button.
...
-(reading from a lousy script) When you go online your computer downloads a malignant app. (hard to tell what he said)
- What? Can you please repeat that?
-When you go online your computer downloads a malignant app.
-What do you mean my computer is molesting you?
...
I finally got connected to his boss who presented himself as a Microsoft Senior blah, blah whatever and i wished him an unpleasant day.
[/troll]
There's no spam like phone spam. I'll try and record a call in the future if I get the chance.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/ju ... ll-centres