THE MINT HOUSE

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:38 pm

AMAZON EXPEDITION REPORT
First exploratory expedition in the Mid-Amazon Area

This is a first progress report on the outcome of our expedition.

We have visited a few villages along the banks of the Amazon where, to our astonishment, technology has altered both the appearance of the area and the way of life of these primitive people.
The chiefs and their court enjoy a life of wild luxury; air conditioned huts, Internet, TV, and five wives for each man.

In spite of all the progress, they cannot shed their old customs and rituals. The highest status symbol is the largest collection of shrunken heads.
It is comforting, though, to see that they now import this precious merchandise from the upper regions of the jungle.

THE TEAM'S ARRIVAL

THE CHIEF AND HIS MINISTERS OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

THE CHIEF'S YOUNGEST WIFE

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:31 am

The chief offers three cows and 11 goats for this daughter, he told me.
Anyone interested? Contact: Blogger, Lower Amazon PO Box 1269.

BODYLINE certificate available. Satisfaction guarantied!

kenetics · Post by **kenetics** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:00 am

Glad to see that you are safe and enjoying the chief's hospitality (including his wives!)

AlsaPhil, make sure Blogger keeps his head around all those women.

Be sure to pass out lots of Mint disks to the natives. We want to claim that area before M$ gets a chance.

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:33 pm

kenetics wrote:Glad to see that you are safe and enjoying the chief's hospitality (including his wives!)

AlsaPhil, make sure Blogger keeps his head around all those women.

Be sure to pass out lots of Mint disks to the natives. We want to claim that area before M$ gets a chance.

Gentlemen,
Rest assured that Linux Mint is going to be the National Amazon Linux Operating System. We have already signed a ten-year contract for the WWW area of the Amazon, with the chiefs of all the AHEU (Amazon Headhunters Economic Union). The chiefs were very much impressed with the Bianca Zen girl, but they want a clearer picture of her, in order to evaluate her usefulness.

BTW, Any M$ heads to approach the area will be shrunk accordingly to the correct size for export to under-developed countries.

With the best of regards from the Chief and his pretty wives,
Blogger

ADVANCED BODY-PIERCING TECHNIQUES

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:02 am

Amazing longevity phenomena!

Investigation in biological oddities must be carried on by specialists, that is Dr. Phil Alsa; the Genealogosexology professor.

Dr. Alsa is urgently requested to parachute into the Lower Amazon region
in order to do his scientific research!
It is not known if these people are telling the truth, but they claim to be 110 to 140 years old!
The oddity is that they are looking, as they told us, for brides from the West, after seeing a picture of Zen Bianca.

verdegal37 · Post by **verdegal37** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:50 pm

Hey Blogger , espero que estes disfrutando de tus vacaciones

Como buen agente secreto tengo que comentarte que creo que el Dr Alsa esta missing (vacaciones,relax,etc.).

Eres un fantastico reportero de noticias.
Un saludo i que te lo pases bien.
Agust

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:33 pm

Hola Agust,
Mis vacaciones en el Amazon es muy emocionante. Usted también debe estar aquÃ ver las maravillas de este mundo salvaje.
Las hijas del Jefe son muy cortesas y hospitalarias.

Usted estarÃ¡ por supuesto con el grupo en la expedición siguiente.

Su amigo Blogger de la selva de Amazon

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:47 pm

Hello fellow Minties and guests

The Chief of the Amazon Guarroni tribe has authorized me to extend his greetings to all.
He has been converted to Linux Mint; especially now that he heard about a 'shrunken' Mint version called XFCE.

He thinks that it would be an excellent piece for his shrunken-head collection.

Please, somebody send him a live CD so he can see what this is all about.

Address: Mubuntu Tribe,
PO box 1723, South Amazon

verdegal37 · Post by **verdegal37** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:44 pm

Hey Blogger , todavia sigues en el amazonas ?
Desde que el jefe de la tribu Guarroni del amazonas te autorizado a distribuir LinuxMInt me tienes preocupado, hay mucha gente de M$

que va intentar que no distribuyas LinuxMint, ve con mucho cuidado.

Si necesitas ayuda dimelo e ire con el 7Âºde caballeria del general Custer

.
Un saludo;
Agust

kenetics · Post by **kenetics** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:02 pm

@verdegal,
Now I'm worried about Blogger if the natives and M$ agents are after him!
We haven't heard from him for awhile.

verdegal37 · Post by **verdegal37** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:44 pm

kenetics wrote:@verdegal,
Now I'm worried about Blogger if the natives and M$ agents are after him!
We haven't heard from him for awhile.

Hello Kenetics , esperemos que Blogger como buen aventurero sepa salir de esta situacion si no tendremos que ir a salvarlo jajajajajajaj

Un saludo,
Agust

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:39 am

Hola Agust y Ken,
Gracias por su preocupación por mi seguridad. Usted es un agente muy eficiente. No necesitaré ninguna ayuda en este tiempo. El jefe ofrece la protección excelente puesto que prometÃ encontrar a un marido para su hija fea.

La tribu tiene una nueva colección de cabezas contraÃdas M$. Ã‰l desea exportar a algunos de ellos a los paÃses europeos.
Ã‰l y sus hijas hermosas le envÃan sus recuerdos.
Aclamaciones,
su amigo Blogger Live

verdegal37 · Post by **verdegal37** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:55 pm

jajajajajajajajaja , Blogger me alegro de que estes bien

A Kenetics y a mi si que nos tenias preocupados.
Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡Â¡ CUIDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Los agentes de M$ son peligrosos aunque tengan la cabeza reducida

Recuerdos a las hijas del jefe

Un saludo de tu amigo;
Agust

kenetics · Post by **kenetics** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:59 pm

Tenias = tapeworms? Blogger may come back weighing 50 lbs!

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:44 am

Hello Ken,
No problema with tenias.

It's the Babel Fish Spanish translation.

I assume you know a little Spanish also. I'm getting to like it more now that Agust is writing in Spanish and I'm brushing up on it.
BTW
One of the Chief's daughters is interested in you after seeing your picture
She's worth 20 cows and 54 goats!

My commission is 2% in order to work up the deal with the chief.

Saludos, Blogger_Live

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:09 am

Special report.

The brave below, an envoy of the Shrinkalive company of the Scullumbi tribe, visited the Chief, our host, and negotiated the price on the heads of the expedition.
So, the team decided to move to another less dangerous area.
We hope to be able to communicate with you again from this new location by Wireless or Headless, Extrasensory transmission.
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blogger · Post by **blogger** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:53 am

Hello fellow Minties,

Special Greetings from the chief of the Watumbi tribe.
After convincing him that Mint is addictive, he agreed to order 125 cases of Cassandra CDs. The poor fellow thinks that Mint is a potent booze!

He cannot pay in any kind of currency, of course, but he offered cows, goats, canned food, (there is an Anaconda-meat canning factory here),or a good choice of young servant maidens.

This tribe, fortunately doesn't deal in Shrinkware.
If the Mint Foundation wishes to deal with them, please send an invoice to:
Chief of The Watumbi tribe,
PO Box 1923, Republic of the Lower Amazon.
Or by email: Ambassador@Watumbitribe.jung

Greetings,
Blogger_live

kenetics · Post by **kenetics** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:24 am

Good work on the negotiations! I'm sure Clem would accept any of those offers.

blogger · Post by **blogger** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:31 am

Hello Ken,
I just discovered something fantastic! These tribes in the Lower Amazon don't know the value of gold!

Almost everybody has a necklace of gold beads around his neck.
So, I asked them if they wanted to trade in necklaces or any sort of shiny beads.
They were very happy, and rumors were spread around that the pale-skinned
hombres were loco!

So, it seems that The Mint Foundation will soon be rich beyond expectations.
I even persuaded them to become Mint sponsors.

Oh yes! They accepted! The chief wishes to become Celena's God father!

As a matter of fact, a lot of them are changing their young kids' name to CELENA BETA! :lol
:I showed them this picture of Celena

verdegal37 · Post by **verdegal37** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:46 am

Hola Blogger , no te creas todo lo que digan los indigenas.
Yo quiero una celena para mi pleasssssssssÂ¡

Un saludo de tu amigo;
Agust