Good morning Ken,
The Ministry of Tourism of the Amazon Republic has been kind enough to supply brochures, maps and other informative material.
They also advertise a good variety of shrunken heads, as you can see below.
Please let me know which one in particular is your preference; I will wrap it up and send it to you by UPS.
http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrai ... _heads.jpg
I was hoping they might have knowledge of the where-abouts of Col. Fawcet's head. That will be one of the objects of my exploration.
As for the Himalayas, I would appreciate if you could ask your Sherpa guide in Tampa, to get in touch with me as soon as possible, sending his credentials for evaluation.
My scientific object of interest there is the tribe of Aborigenes that were found buried under the Great Glacier in the area of Machu Piccu
It is said that the bodies are amazingly well preserved and they have all of their teeth ; some dental work, it seems, was done to them in life, by unknown to us techniques, So, we may learn a great deal about their medical achievements.
To sum it all up, these two expeditions will be the most important ventures that I have undertaken in my whole carrier as an explorer. Indiana Jones agrees to follow me in the next adventure.
I mentioned your name and suggested that you should be invited for our new exploration in September.
Dr. Jones will be glad to have you in our group, since he claims to have heard of your expeditions in Alaska; some of your gold would facilitate matters and be the solution to our financial difficulties, he says.
When I return in September, I will give you a full report on the outcome of the present venture. ( I will leave orders to have my shrunken head sent to you in case of my failure to return in person )
Regards, your friend , Blogger