Some fun spam:Old Ruler wrote:A rhyme from a would be Guru.
I've seen a few pleas for help from "Gurus" in the Newbie Questions section. Inspired, I guess, by the "All Gurus once were Newbies." string on the board index page. So as an occasional poet, I wrote the following rhyme to the chorus of The Gnu Song, with which I'm sure you're all familiar.
Muppet Show version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGVdCGxh1IY
(I'm not actually claiming Guru status of course. It's for entertainment only)
I'm a guru.
A grubby guru.
I have the greatest knowledge of Gnu.
I'm a guru.
You could be too.
Just read a fine manual or two.
Whatever you do
keep providing the clue.
Soon everyone will be like me and you.
Then all can afford
their systems secured.
If broken they can even be restored.
By root and by toor!
No more dump the core.
I'm a guru, but I need to learn much more.
Crazy Frog : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
Mana Mana : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ
Edit: Crazy Frog - Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits (2005) (Full Album) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHqKE2xNvCU