NiksaVel wrote: Scorp you have to realise that it's difficult it is to think in an open, free, equal and non-competitive way... it's a totaly new idea, even for me who grew up in a communist country
Ah, come on .... the good old
SFRJ wasn't
that bad. There were always good things you could
firmly count on ... e.g. that the police ("Milicija") would stop you for whatever BS they could come up with ("Oh you don't have the chains for your tyres with you ... Oh, that's bad, that's gonna cost you 20.-- DM .... " "... but: IT'S SUMMER !!!!!" "Don't care. 20.-- Deutschmarks please ... or else !!! ... "
) and that really everybody was corrupt and stubborn (or both!) down to the bone.
If we apply SFRJ thinking here .... Let's bribe the guys at Ubuntu to put a red star in their logo (red stars are always good), have them bribe us in return (let's think about the reasons for this later ... the most important thing is we get our bribes), let's head to the next Café and have a few drinks on the house and chant BS about "brotherhood + unity" (bratsvo i jedinstvo) together ...
If someone asks
anything apply these typical SFRJ excuses in this order:
- We don't know anything.
We are not responsible.
These are orders from Belgrade ... don't ask.
Tito loves you, my son.
The Slovenes designed it.
The Croatians sold it off to the West.
The Serbians screwed it up.
The Bosnians ... oh well you know them, right?
The Makedonians smuggled this from Greece, I dunno.
This is some decadent Western sh*t, don't touch it.
This is some hippie modern socialist sh*t straight from Moscow, oh comrade!
Uh, what? (act as if you are drunk + burp a lot ... communist state employees are not supposed to look sober during their work hours!!)
20 DM and I forget that I seen you ...
Oh ... I forgot. We should rename the whole thing:
YUbuntu 
