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Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:04 am
by xenopeek
There is so much happening today, I'd thought to summarize it here. Exciting developments, though a bit scary at the same time. Have I missed anything?
  • Linus Torvalds to join Microsoft to head Windows 9 project! (link)
  • Mandriva invest in Formula One racing and will be embedding the Mandriva operating system in racing cars! (link)
  • Ubuntu 13.04 will disable Dash online search by default says Mark Shuttleworth. (link)
  • Systemd will replace libc, as they need it to include an email client? (link)
  • Valve announced Half-Life 4 exclusively for Linux! (link)
Now I'm heading over to try the new Google Nose beta, letting you smell what you search for: https://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/nose/

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:21 am
by Macmeister
Oh goodie, I can't wait to ditch Mint and load a copy of Windows 9!!! :lol:

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:34 am
by tdockery97
Just gotta love April 1st. :lol:

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:54 am
by karlchen
ROTFLMAO :lol:

This one is my personal favourite:
  • Linus Torvalds to join Microsoft to head Windows 9 project! (link)
closely followed by this one:
  • Ubuntu 13.04 will disable Dash online search by default says Mark Shuttleworth. (link)
As a matter of fact, all revolutionary announcements and exciting surprises for the IT world ... though some fishy smell seems to be sneaking up here ... it is coming out of my Google browser toolbar ... :shock:

Karl

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:47 am
by 3fRI
Happy April Fools Day all! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:52 am
by xenopeek
More exciting news! KDE's KMix switches to diagonal volume sliders: http://wm161.net/2013/04/01/the-volume- ... ompromise/

Debian has some new kind of spelling checker used on their website? Check it out: http://www.debian.org/ (Thanks to dagon for this one.)

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:03 am
by tdockery97
xenopeek wrote: Debian has some new kind of spelling checker used on their website? Check it out: http://www.debian.org/ (Thanks to dagon for this one.)
Oh, that has the be the winner for the day. :lol:

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:18 am
by dagon
tdockery97 wrote:
xenopeek wrote: Debian has some new kind of spelling checker used on their website? Check it out: http://www.debian.org/ (Thanks to dagon for this one.)
Oh, that has the be the winner for the day. :lol:
I can't help feeling that it's a bit too easy. You see something that is obviously off and then you laugh a bit, drop your guard and whammo!, you get hit by something like... http://www.debian.org/News/weekly/current/issue/#gr

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:11 pm
by Brahim Salem
Just what does Linus think he is doing? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Traitor :shock: :shock:

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:05 pm
by xenopeek
Oh, KDE is on a roll today :D KWin's magnifier plugin can now zoom in to the subpixel level :lol: http://sreich.blogspot.nl/2013/04/kwin- ... ments.html

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:33 pm
by Brahim Salem
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:06 pm
by d00med
New patent troll goes after Unix. For the uses of "NSFW" in the code base. :wink: (link)

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:10 pm
by bigj231
IS it really Half Life 4? I thought it was Left 2 Dead 4
P.S. Tenured university professors fail to see the humor when you replace all their chalk with pastel sidewalk chalk. The students seem to think it is quite funny.

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:08 am
by xenopeek
Another one. Open a terminal and run the following command:

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curl -L http://bit.ly/XctxG7 | bash

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:22 pm
by bigj231
AUUUUUUGH! MY EARS!
Have you ever seen the ASCII Star Wars?

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telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:04 pm
by d00med
xenopeek wrote:Another one. Open a terminal and run the following command:

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curl -L http://something.sh | bash
Someone posted one of these on hackernews and someone made a pull request with rm -rf ~ that got merged. Also, it's piping a remote script directly into your shell. Very dangerous.

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:45 pm
by bigj231
That would be quite a booger, wouldn't it. Not unfixable, but a real pain.

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:05 am
by xenopeek
d00med wrote:Someone posted one of these on hackernews and someone made a pull request with rm -rf ~ that got merged.
Well, that isn't in this one and from the history on GitHub it never was. What you wrote wouldn't work unless you ran as root, but you have a point. I've edited the link to point to a specific commit on GitHub, one that I've reviewed as not running any malicious code this way. The GitHub project is here, but you've spoiled the surprise now :wink: https://github.com/keroserene/rickrollrc

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:53 am
by bigj231
Wouldn't rm -rf ~ delete the user's home directory, which they have ownership of? I don't ever recall needing root privileges for deleting home directories.

Re: Breaking news about Linux!

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:23 am
by xenopeek
Dôh, of course :D I read it as "rm -rf /"...