Not trying to be rude or arrogant, but when you try to neuter the security measures of Linux you hurt others too. Trying to make it as insecure as Windows, you are not only hurting yourself but the Windows and Linux communities as well. If you intentionally let your box be taken from you and used against others, that is not being socially responsible. It also gives Linux a black eye.
That is why you shouldn't expect an out pouring of information on how to do what you are asking from very many knowledgeable Linux users. You may not care, or may not realize, that your actions can harm others, but most of us do understand, and do care.
Don't stay tied to the old ways, learn a new, better way.