GREAT MEN'S and WOMEN'S QUOTES

[Robin]

"Hey Odo, you got any more of this Jello? Odo? ODO!?!" -- Jake Sisko

"Who the heck is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?" -- Robin, using Windows

"A bulldawg can whip a skunk, son. But.... it ain't worth it." -- Robin's Papa

[richyrich]

@ rob2uk . . . . quoting facebook !

truth ?

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[Kendall]

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

-- George R. R. Martin

[SimonTS]

I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

Bart Simpson

[richyrich]

[linuxviolin]

I translate them from French so I hope my translations are good...

"Anything that is not given is lost" (Indian Proverb)

"My optimism is based on the certainty that this civilization will collapse.
My pessimism about everything it does for lead us into its fall."

"What a terrible time than where idiots are leading the blind" (William Shakespeare)

[The-Wizard]

I thought I saw a light at the end of the tunnel
BUT
It was only some Bastard with a torch,
Bringing me more work


Or

He is not Drunk.Who from the floor
Can Raise his glass
and ask for more



or

Old Hippies Never Die

only their flowers wilt

[Aevum]

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
Mark Twain

Actually my philosphy of life

[aes2011]

... an aphorism of George Bernard Shaw: "If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas."

Came across it here: http://www.h-online.com/open/features/A ... 18177.html

[ddavid123]

Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies
Ron Paul

[Maik]

"I spent 90% of my money on women, drink and fast cars. The rest I wasted."
George Best, Manchester United and Ireland soccer genius


"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."
Bill Shankly, manager, Liverpool FC


“We welcome World Service listeners to the Oval, where the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey”
Usually credited to Brian Johnston, BBC cricket commentator

[karliet]

Me fail English? That’s unpossible. Ralph wilgum
This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." Lionel Hutz

[richyrich]

Will this become a popular question around the world ?

Where were you , or , What were you doing at exactly 11:11:11 AM and/or PM on the 11th Day of the 11th Month of the 11th Year of the second millennium ?

richyrich

those are the only two instances that will ever happen in this century ! and we are the ones that have lived it !
(well , in this current calendar system anyway , 2111 anyone ? or is it 3011 ?)

g'nite all . .

[npap]

Will this become a popular question around the world ?

Where were you , or , What were you doing at exactly 11:11:11 AM and/or PM on the 11th Day of the 11th Month of the 11th Year of the second millennium ?

richyrich

those are the only two instances that will ever happen in this century ! and we are the ones that have lived it !
(well , in this current calendar system anyway , 2111 anyone ? or is it 3011 ?)

g'nite all . .

Hello Richyrich,
11-11-11, 11 AM is already past here. I was expecting the end of the world but nothing happened!

npap

[minty33]

those that stand for nothing fall for anything - Alexander Hamilton and later by Malcolm X

[richyrich]

Hah !

@npap, take a look at the new Most Users Online stat at the bottom of the forum's Index page . . notice the date ?

(and in my timezone, it happened at 11:27 . . close)

ps; it's easy for me to predict that the MUO record won't last long, should we start a pool ?

[npap]

I agree with the pool idea Richyrich,

I'm afraid we're in the wrong place here.
Perhaps we should move to the Mint Cafe for a further discussion on the subject.

Cheers,
npap

[RETNUH]

One of my favorite quotes is in my signature. It is latin for "if you want peace, prepare for war".

Other than that i really like this
"If you want to get laid go to college, but if you want an education go to a library"
-Frank Zappa

[Elisa]

Look at me, see if I am poor, or my people either. The whites may get me at last, as you say, but I will have good times till then. You are fools to make yourselves slaves to a piece of fat bacon, some hard-tack, and a little sugar and coffee.
[Sitting Bull]

Sitting Bull Hunkpapa Lakota Sioux holy man and war chief

[vrkalak]

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."

-- Ronald Reagan"