Linux Mint advertising slogans?

[prawns]

Having used Debian and Ubuntu, I decided to switch to Mint because I think it combines pros of these two.
Anyway, I come up with the following slogans that can be used to advertise Mint - one, few or all of them, in which case this could be composed into a complete video advert (video examples to be shown are listed in brackets):

Linux Mint - best bits with no downturns.

1. 22nd century graphical efects - your mind is a limit (compiz)
2. unconpromised beauty - best themes in the internet (linux themes)
3. ultimate multimedia - new technologies is just a beginning (linux games)
4. free of charge - why pay for stuff you can get for free? (trade for a handshake)
5. easy to use - idiots became experts (matrix)
6. easy updates - no need to install, just update to the latest version (few clicks in synaptics)
7. free your mind - install software from all around the world (gnome-look.org?)

Linux Mint - from freedom come elegance

To be honest, I'm dead curious what do you think about it.

[prawns]

bump

[Cythes]

"Put a fresh spin in your hard drive -- Linux Mint -- From Freedom, Came Elegance"
(Just an idea... I can likely think of these all day!)

[The-Wizard]

Is your computer over 3 years old?
do you suffer constant crashes, and virus infections,
Then its time to change....... not your computer but your operating system

Linux Mint Fast ,User Friendly and Free

Don’t waste hundreds of [pounds/dollars/euro/currency] needlessly

install Mint the Free fast and elegant OS

[Cythes]

Your computer suffering from bad hygiene? Well freshen its breath and get it back to new with Linux mint!
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Is your computer acting like a bum?
Lazy, Bad health, Cant run to save its life (Moderate Bacon addiction?)
Well we have a solution for you!
Get your computer running like a -MILLION BUCKS- with MINT!
That's right, Linux mint -- Fast, free, elegant, and user friendly!

[swiftlinuxcreator]

As smooth as a Lexus for a whopping $0.00!

[FreeImposter]

Does your O/S reek of garlic? Switch to the "fresh" O/S! Linux Mint, from freedom came elegance.