Favorite internet quotes

[lmintnewb]

Hmmm ... see many classic's in the making in this thread. Also ... some well deserved shots at m$, cannot help but approve of that, lol.

[Bob E]

Speaking of classics:

If Microsoft built cars.

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

3. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

4. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

5. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

6. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

7. You have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off!

[lmintnewb]

LMAO ...

Am currently taking a hiatus from bashing on M$ myself. Or would definitley drum up something more to add to this thread/post. I don't hate m$, they aren't worth the mental energy that would take. Strongly dislike ... of course, ... hate ? Nah, am too lazy to muster that kinda passion for a sleazebag megacorp like them.

[Detonate]

+1

[Dry Lips]

"Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff on ftp,
and let the rest of the world mirror it. " --- Linus Torvalds"

Lots of excellent Linux quotes here: http://www.junauza.com/2008/01/top-50-l ... -time.html

[minitrucker]

amazing so far!

just found a few. some great ones are just a google away.....imagine that. anyway my fave of the day

RELAX!! It's just ONES and ZEROS!

[karliet]

And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.

[lmintnewb]

Time has come for me to post more nonsense to this thread ... yay !

The more I know ... the less I understand.

Don Henley

Common sense should never be underrated, nor is it common. Calling it that is just one of lifes little ironies.

lmintnewb

Whatever you say, someone, somewhere ... Has already said it better.

lmintnewb and who knows how many other folks, who said it better.

[karliet]

Be rude to a bully and he’ll beat you up, be rude to a geek and your computer will never forgive you.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…

[minty33]

"You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: "Today a young man on acid … thought he could fly … jumped out of a building … what a tragedy!" What a #?!%. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out?" - Bill Hicks

my signature quote is by him to. that one has a more linux theme

[karliet]

Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-a**ed. That’s the American way.

[minty33]

"We're going to have to try something cunning and cutting edge... FEELINGS! The game of Feelings! Now, in the game of Feelings! there are no winners or losers... or dice or game pieces... What the hell e-bay?!?!" ---> ROGER posing as a psychiatrist on american dad

[minitrucker]

Couln't remember where the joke thread was and don't know if this has already been posted but i thought it was funny when I finally got it....

"What was Fozzy Bear's favorite punchline?"

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