Come and get your drink before the remaining stock is completely depleted, folks.
Lack of interest in the Cafe's activities on the part of our clients has forced the establishment to take severe austerity measures.
No special funds are being alloted for the operation of the Cafe. It has been running on a tight budget by the contributions of our generous friends.
Thanks to our most able bartender Kenetics, we have been able to operate well enough in the past.
Your booze contributions will be gratefully welcomed
Wishing all our Mint friends the best of luck,
Your eternal friend,