Windows 8 scrubs North Korean launch
Kim Jong-un is wishing that he was still running Windows 95 like he was last year when they were able to successfully run launch tests.
The official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) stated that a launch test had to be put on hold due to “problems with Windows 8.” KCNA goes on to say that they are “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”
There is no word what the exact nature of the problems Jong-un was experiencing, but perhaps ctrl/alt/delete might work.
So what do you think was on that support ticket? I would love to know who the support staffer was so we could get a copy, but I am guessing that in the 'description of issue' section it went something like: "Failure to launch"