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Postby scorp123 on Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:43 am

npap wrote:... just in case Scorp is looking for a target. :)
Well ... when am I not looking for targets ??? Image You're implying an impossible situation: "just in case...." implies that there might be moments where I am not in the mood to sting someone??? Image

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Postby npap on Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:17 am

Hello Scorp,
Good to see you back and full of stinging energy. :)
Have an Ouzo on me and give'em hell! Or else I'm going to let Hydra loose! :)
And you know, she is getting more and more ornery. :lol:
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Postby npap on Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:34 am

ANNOUNCEMENT

We are happy to announce that Cassandra accepted our invitation to make her D'ebut in the Mint Café! :)
We will soon have the pleasure of meeting her in person, although she hopes to be with us permanently during the next weeks.

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Postby npap on Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:06 pm

As most of you know by now, the Mint Foundation has recently appointed Scorp 123 as Moderator and security guard.
His aptitude in Robocop methods will be useful in maintaining the Forum and Chat Room clean from intruders and trash.

His thee stinger weapons function as:
Stinger no.1 for warning
Stinger no.2 as a stun weapon
Stinger no.3, The killall command. No mercy!
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Postby kenetics on Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:28 pm

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Postby kenetics on Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:37 pm

Speaking of scorpions, how would you like to be stung by a 65 pound one?

http://www.caver.net/other/story.html

They grow them big in Texas! Reportedly, they travel in packs of 3 or 4.
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Postby npap on Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:47 pm

Talking about size, here she is! Cassandra in person. Or that's what she claims to be! :) She visited the Mint Lounge unexpectedly. What do you think Ken? is she the real one or just some crazy impostor? :lol:
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As for the big scorpion, I think it may have escaped from Jurassic Park.
But where did this Cassandra escape from? I wonder! :?
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Postby kenetics on Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:10 pm

She must be an impostor. The Cassandra I remember was much younger and slimmer!

"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"...Groucho
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Postby scorp123 on Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:34 pm

kenetics wrote:"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"...
"feels" in the sense of "feeling like a woman" (eeek ... :lol: ) or rather in the sense of "Password accepted, access granted: Proceed with your login ..." :twisted:
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Postby npap on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:04 am

scorp123 wrote:
kenetics wrote:"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"...
"feels" in the sense of "feeling like a woman" (eeek ... :lol: ) or rather in the sense of "Password accepted, access granted: Proceed with your login ..." :twisted:


Problem no. 1 : What's there to feel about a monster like the huge Cassandra impostor!

Problem no. 2: In trying to oust this impostor who claims to be Cassandra, we found out that she won't budge an inch! (too damn heavy)!
She put a lot of weight on her appearance!
We tried persuading her to leave in a polite manner, but she insists that her presence is valuable to our next Mint development.

So, in conclusion, we may have to request the services of Scorp or otherwise
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Postby scorp123 on Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:37 pm

npap wrote:THE ELGIN MARBLES
And this relates to Linux Mint ... how? :? Sorry to say so npap, but you are taking this thread into very bizarre directions at times ... :roll:
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Postby npap on Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:48 pm

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Postby scorp123 on Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:56 pm

npap wrote:This is what happens when somebody 'loses his marbles': a bizarre direction :lol:
Witty answer :D :D :D
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Postby kenetics on Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:47 pm

I lost my marbles years ago!

Prediction: The next version of Mint (after Cassandra) will be Ségolène. :D

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Postby npap on Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:11 pm

Kenetics prediction: The next version of Mint (after Cassandra) will be Ségolène.

Ah! That's what I mean when I talk about French charm! :)
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Postby clem on Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:37 am

lol... well it won't be Nicola anyway :lol: :lol:
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Postby npap on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:10 am

Ladies and gentlemen,
Cassandra is really here now!
There is an explanation for the impostor.
She is actually Cassandra's mother! And she confessed that she just wanted to secure her daughter's position.
So, unexpectedly, her daughter showed up in the Mint Lounge giving hell to her mother for doing such a stupid thing to take her daughter's place,

So here she is my friends! :D And she sends you her love! :)
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Please note that our Cassandra has no relation to the mythical one, except that she is the last re-incarnation.
She differs a great deal in character traits, being gentle, loving and compassionate.
No evil doings may be attributed to her, and she can only predict success and happiness to all the Mint members.
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Postby Husse on Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:43 am

Well, Cassandra looks Royal :)
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Postby kenetics on Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:53 am

clem wrote:lol... well it won't be Nicola anyway :lol: :lol:


Maybe after sex change operation. :lol:

The city manager of Largo, Florida (near where I live) announced in January, that he is transgendered and will have a sex change. The city council then fired him, after 14 years of good reviews, causing much controversy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Stanton

Anyway, Ségolène is a name only the French can pronounce!
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