Glossary of common terms:
bandwidth: limited by the size of the stage
benchmark: what happens when your saw hits the bench
broadband: an all female rock group
control character: prison guard
density: how to measure IQs of blondes
escape sequence: Distract guard. Dig tunnel. Cut throw fence...
ethernet: used to catch Ether
fixed disk: a broken disk that comes back from the shop
high density diskette: a very stupid floppy
home computer: what you tell your computer when it follows you
hypertext: text on amphetamines
ink jet: a plan used for sky writing
modem: what the gardener did to the lawns
on-line: where the birds sit
overlay: chickens making too many eggs
pentium: the thing that swings back-and-forth on a clock
postscript: grafitti on a pole
software piracy: stealing a ship's program
maintenance-free: when it breaks, it can't be fixed
recursion: to define recursion, we must first define recursion
multitasking: screwing up several things at once