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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Reorx » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:18 pm

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Crewp » Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:48 am

Good one Reorx, :lol:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Reorx » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:08 am

Thank you... thank you very much... thank you very much... I'll be here all week... :lol:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by 1.618 » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:20 am

Picture was too big to use [img] tags, how does one resize?

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Moem » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:39 am

Use the [rimg] tags instead.
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by absque fenestris » Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:31 pm

As a wallpaper in BIG letters:

CAUTION!
This machine has no brain. Use your own.
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by trytip » Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:43 pm

monitor not detected: please adjust your display

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by TooMuchTime » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:03 am

I renamed my Windows Phone to "The Titanic," so when I plug it in, it says, “The 
Titanic is syncing.”

True pick-up lines: My name’s 
Microsoft...can I crash at your place tonight?

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by mike44njdevils » Mon Jan 09, 2017 4:21 pm

Someone beat me to it, but this is the version I heard:

Four engineers were riding in a car together; a chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.

The car comes to an unexpected halt, and the engineers begin arguing:

Chem, "I told you to put premium in. Do you know nothing about octane?"
Mech, "Check the belts, one probably slipped. Now a days there's one belt that controls EVERYTHING!"
Elec, "When was the last time the spark plugs were checked? Battery? Alternator?" :to self:, "...maybe Mech is onto something..."
Micro, "Maybe if we close all the windows......"
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by austin.texas » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:51 am

She said:
What is this? It says, "Remove all text styles".
I said:
That means we have to take our clothes off.
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by trapperjohn » Mon May 01, 2017 2:30 pm

Microsoft Edge is a program used to download and install Google Chrome.

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Portreve » Mon May 01, 2017 6:19 pm

What's the difference between a computer salesperson and a used car salesperson?

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by capivara » Mon May 07, 2018 5:48 am

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Snafu » Mon May 07, 2018 6:13 am

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem


Why aren't iphone chargers called "apple juice"?
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Amii_Leigh » Mon May 07, 2018 10:07 pm

You don't want to know how long I've been holding onto these, lol!

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