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Good one Reorx, :lol:
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Thank you... thank you very much... thank you very much... I'll be here all week... :lol:
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Picture was too big to use [img] tags, how does one resize?

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Use the [rimg] tags instead.
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As a wallpaper in BIG letters:

CAUTION!
This machine has no brain. Use your own.
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monitor not detected: please adjust your display

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I renamed my Windows Phone to "The Titanic," so when I plug it in, it says, “The 
Titanic is syncing.”

True pick-up lines: My name’s 
Microsoft...can I crash at your place tonight?
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Someone beat me to it, but this is the version I heard:

Four engineers were riding in a car together; a chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.

The car comes to an unexpected halt, and the engineers begin arguing:

Chem, "I told you to put premium in. Do you know nothing about octane?"
Mech, "Check the belts, one probably slipped. Now a days there's one belt that controls EVERYTHING!"
Elec, "When was the last time the spark plugs were checked? Battery? Alternator?" :to self:, "...maybe Mech is onto something..."
Micro, "Maybe if we close all the windows......"
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She said:
What is this? It says, "Remove all text styles".
I said:
That means we have to take our clothes off.
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Microsoft Edge is a program used to download and install Google Chrome.
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What's the difference between a computer salesperson and a used car salesperson?

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One of them knows they're lying to you.
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem


Why aren't iphone chargers called "apple juice"?
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You don't want to know how long I've been holding onto these, lol!

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