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Re: Computer related jokes
Thank you... thank you very much... thank you very much... I'll be here all week...
Re: Computer related jokes
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Re: Computer related jokes
As a wallpaper in BIG letters:
CAUTION!
This machine has no brain. Use your own.
CAUTION!
This machine has no brain. Use your own.
Re: Computer related jokes
I renamed my Windows Phone to "The Titanic," so when I plug it in, it says, “The
Titanic is syncing.”
True pick-up lines: My name’s Microsoft...can I crash at your place tonight?
True pick-up lines: My name’s Microsoft...can I crash at your place tonight?
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Re: Computer related jokes
Someone beat me to it, but this is the version I heard:
Four engineers were riding in a car together; a chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.
The car comes to an unexpected halt, and the engineers begin arguing:
Chem, "I told you to put premium in. Do you know nothing about octane?"
Mech, "Check the belts, one probably slipped. Now a days there's one belt that controls EVERYTHING!"
Elec, "When was the last time the spark plugs were checked? Battery? Alternator?" :to self:, "...maybe Mech is onto something..."
Micro, "Maybe if we close all the windows......"
Four engineers were riding in a car together; a chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.
The car comes to an unexpected halt, and the engineers begin arguing:
Chem, "I told you to put premium in. Do you know nothing about octane?"
Mech, "Check the belts, one probably slipped. Now a days there's one belt that controls EVERYTHING!"
Elec, "When was the last time the spark plugs were checked? Battery? Alternator?" :to self:, "...maybe Mech is onto something..."
Micro, "Maybe if we close all the windows......"
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Re: Computer related jokes
She said:
What is this? It says, "Remove all text styles".
I said:
That means we have to take our clothes off.
What is this? It says, "Remove all text styles".
I said:
That means we have to take our clothes off.
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Re: Computer related jokes
Microsoft Edge is a program used to download and install Google Chrome.
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Re: Computer related jokes
What's the difference between a computer salesperson and a used car salesperson?
...
One of them knows they're lying to you.
...
One of them knows they're lying to you.
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Recommended keyboard layout: English (intl., with AltGR dead keys)
Podcasts: Linux Unplugged, Destination Linux
Also check out Thor Hartmannsson's Linux Tips YouTube Channel
Re: Computer related jokes
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem
Why aren't iphone chargers called "apple juice"?
A: None, that's a hardware problem
Why aren't iphone chargers called "apple juice"?
When all else fails follow the instructions
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Re: Computer related jokes
Last edited by Moem on Tue May 08, 2018 3:19 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Replaced the link in the [rimg] tags with the link to the actual image (not the page). Now it works.
Reason: Replaced the link in the [rimg] tags with the link to the actual image (not the page). Now it works.
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I honor the place in you in which the entire universe dwells.
I honor the place in you in which is of love, of truth, of light, and of peace.
When you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, we are one.