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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by reddot » Sat Aug 15, 2015 7:12 pm

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by RacerBG » Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:40 am

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by MartyMint » Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:34 pm

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Nice one.

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by reddot » Sat Aug 22, 2015 2:59 am

MartyMint: I have had that one for a while stored in my "wasting time" album collection, the puss face is just priceless.

ok for terminal fun look at these commands.
http://www.tecmint.com/20-funny-command ... -terminal/
Im pretty sure someone posted this, inside this thread, i tried cowsay for the first time
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Re: Computer related jokes

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by capivara » Sun Oct 11, 2015 7:42 am

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by JohnBobSmith » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:40 pm

If I had Linux in my pocket knife...
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by 1.618 » Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:31 am

Always thought linux was for crossdressers when i heard how nerdy guys loved being Sue Doe...


I took out a lawsuit when my linux couldn't bake bread but lost as i was unable to sue dough....



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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by austin.texas » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:17 pm

I wish I could understand women, so I tried:

potus@wh ~ $ man women
No manual entry for women

For peace on earth, I tried:

potus@wh ~ $ make peace
make: *** No rule to make target `peace'. Stop.

potus@wh ~ $ [ Where is common sense in Congress?
bash: [: missing `]'

Of course, my favorite is:
potus@wh ~ $ apt moo
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Eraph » Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:06 am

A byte walks in to a bar.

Barman says "Are you alright, mate? You look a bit off."

The byte looks solemnly up at the barman.

"Parity error."
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by austin.texas » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:13 am

Here is hoping that you never have a tempurature ascention of the noodles problem.
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by j03k3rr » Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:57 am

Not sure if this shared before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-22EpQOm8c
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Crewp » Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:42 pm

j03k3rr, very funny! :lol:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by mdiemer » Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:12 pm

This one's so old it may be new:

Guy calls for support with his DVD player. Can't seem to figure out where it is. IT specialist tells him to push a button near the top of the computer, and a thing will come out for them to put the DVD in. Guy says, "What, you mean the drink holder?"
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by capivara » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:49 am

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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by LinuxJim » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:57 am

An oldie but goodie:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Fred Barclay » Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:58 am

capivara wrote:Auto updates!
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:lol: That's a good one! :lol:
Let me go send that to a few mates who are terrified of flying...

BTW: found this out from personal experience. The seatback displays for both Delta and Virgin Australia Airlines run Linux--IIRC it's Red Hat.
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by capivara » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:44 pm

Nothing to see here, move along...
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by capivara » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:48 pm

Fred Barclay wrote:
Let me go send that to a few mates who are terrified of flying...
You're a bad man! ;)
BTW: found this out from personal experience. The seatback displays for both Delta and Virgin Australia Airlines run Linux--IIRC it's Red Hat.
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Re: Computer related jokes

Post by Mr.October » Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:52 am

Fred Barclay wrote: BTW: found this out from personal experience. The seatback displays for both Delta and Virgin Australia Airlines run Linux--IIRC it's Red Hat.
I did too but on another airline, forgot which one it was. Something went wrong and they had to reset the terminal, which is not good. You should never ever have to see which OS is running that thing. Rebooting is so Windows, it should not happen on Linux.

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