Computer related jokes
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Re: Computer related jokes
reddot wrote:
Nice one.
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reddot
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MartyMint: I have had that one for a while stored in my "wasting time" album collection, the puss face is just priceless.
ok for terminal fun look at these commands.
http://www.tecmint.com/20-funny-command ... -terminal/
Im pretty sure someone posted this, inside this thread, i tried cowsay for the first time
ok for terminal fun look at these commands.
http://www.tecmint.com/20-funny-command ... -terminal/
Im pretty sure someone posted this, inside this thread, i tried cowsay for the first time
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Re: Computer related jokes
Always thought linux was for crossdressers when i heard how nerdy guys loved being Sue Doe...
I took out a lawsuit when my linux couldn't bake bread but lost as i was unable to sue dough....
I took out a lawsuit when my linux couldn't bake bread but lost as i was unable to sue dough....
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austin.texas
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Re: Computer related jokes
I wish I could understand women, so I tried:
potus@wh ~ $ man women
No manual entry for women
For peace on earth, I tried:
potus@wh ~ $ make peace
make: *** No rule to make target `peace'. Stop.
potus@wh ~ $ [ Where is common sense in Congress?
bash: [: missing `]'
Of course, my favorite is:
potus@wh ~ $ apt moo
potus@wh ~ $ man women
No manual entry for women
For peace on earth, I tried:
potus@wh ~ $ make peace
make: *** No rule to make target `peace'. Stop.
potus@wh ~ $ [ Where is common sense in Congress?
bash: [: missing `]'
Of course, my favorite is:
potus@wh ~ $ apt moo
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Eraph
Re: Computer related jokes
A byte walks in to a bar.
Barman says "Are you alright, mate? You look a bit off."
The byte looks solemnly up at the barman.
"Parity error."
Barman says "Are you alright, mate? You look a bit off."
The byte looks solemnly up at the barman.
"Parity error."
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austin.texas
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Re: Computer related jokes
Here is hoping that you never have a tempurature ascention of the noodles problem.
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j03k3rr
Re: Computer related jokes
Not sure if this shared before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-22EpQOm8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-22EpQOm8c
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mdiemer
Re: Computer related jokes
This one's so old it may be new:
Guy calls for support with his DVD player. Can't seem to figure out where it is. IT specialist tells him to push a button near the top of the computer, and a thing will come out for them to put the DVD in. Guy says, "What, you mean the drink holder?"
Guy calls for support with his DVD player. Can't seem to figure out where it is. IT specialist tells him to push a button near the top of the computer, and a thing will come out for them to put the DVD in. Guy says, "What, you mean the drink holder?"
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Fred Barclay
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Re: Computer related jokes
capivara wrote:Auto updates!
That's a good one! Let me go send that to a few mates who are terrified of flying...
BTW: found this out from personal experience. The seatback displays for both Delta and Virgin Australia Airlines run Linux--IIRC it's Red Hat.
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Re: Computer related jokes
Nothing to see here, move along...
All my computers are in Mint condition.
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You're a bad man!Fred Barclay wrote:
Let me go send that to a few mates who are terrified of flying...
Cool!BTW: found this out from personal experience. The seatback displays for both Delta and Virgin Australia Airlines run Linux--IIRC it's Red Hat.
Hans
All my computers are in Mint condition.
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Mr.October
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I did too but on another airline, forgot which one it was. Something went wrong and they had to reset the terminal, which is not good. You should never ever have to see which OS is running that thing. Rebooting is so Windows, it should not happen on Linux.Fred Barclay wrote: BTW: found this out from personal experience. The seatback displays for both Delta and Virgin Australia Airlines run Linux--IIRC it's Red Hat.