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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby xerion567 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:03 pm

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:50 am

Awesome jokes, people! :lol: Keep posting them. :D

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby eanfrid » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:58 am

Download more RAM for free :)

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:21 am

eanfrid wrote:Download more RAM for free :)

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby RacerBG » Sun Apr 13, 2014 7:13 am

Almost forgot this: :lol:

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:43 am

RacerBG wrote:Almost forgot this: :lol:


:lol:

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:45 am

Q: How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby xerion567 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:38 am

Network Reference - The OSI Network Model - Layer 8 Troubleshooting

Common errors encountered with Layer 8 (hereby referred to in this document as "the user"):

Stack Overflow: The received instructions are too long, the user is too confused to complete the task.
Out of Memory: The user replies that they may be "getting too old for this stuff"
Page Fault: The received instructions have caused the user to think about something completely unrelated to the task.
File Not Found: The user is unable to find the requested item, but affirms that "its around here somewhere".
Line Noise: Excessive swearing was detected by the user in transmission.
Syntax Error: User was unable to decipher the complex instructions/instructions were transmitted in the wrong language.
Java Runtime error: The user's coffee requirements have not been adequately fulfilled.
(user) has performed an illegal operation: The user may be unavailable for an extended period due to police interference.
Blue Screen of Death: Support for the user has ended on a cloudless day.
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby Brain Virus » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:05 am

Some classics:

u53r error
id10t error
and PEBKAC Error (problem exists between keyboard and chair)
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:06 am

Brain Virus wrote:Some classics:

u53r error
id10t error
and PEBKAC Error (problem exists between keyboard and chair)


I like your signature. :mrgreen:

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby eanfrid » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:31 am

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby Previous1 » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:54 am

eanfrid wrote:
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby austin.texas » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:32 pm

One key you are missing...
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby gtsfer » Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:02 pm

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby RacerBG » Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:19 pm

austin.texas wrote:One key you are missing...
ohshitkey.jpg


Muahahaha :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby Previous1 » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:09 am

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A-OK. :mrgreen:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:44 am

austin.texas wrote:One key you are missing...
ohshitkey.jpg


I need this keyboard. :lol:

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby jahid » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:10 am

wanderer7 wrote:I found this one on gnu.org:

“Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon” from Charlie Harvey

evilmalware 0.6 (beta)

Copyright 2000, 2001, 2003, 2005 E\/17 |-|4><0|2z Software Foundation, Inc.

This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY, COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF IMPORTANT DATA or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE (eg. sending thousands of Viagra spams to people accross the world).

Basic Installation

Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the correct version of glibc installed, and that your firewall rules are set to ‘allow everything’.

1. Put the attachment into the appropriate directory eg. /usr/src.
2. Type ‘tar xvzf evilmalware.tar.gz’ to extract the source files for this virus.
3. ‘cd’ to the directory containing the virus' source code and type ‘./configure’ to configure the virus for your system. If you're using ‘csh’ on an old version of System V, you might need to type ‘sh ./configure’ instead to prevent ‘csh’ from trying to execute ‘configure’ itself.
4. Type ‘make’ to compile the package. You may need to be logged in as root to do this.
5. Optionally, type ‘make check_payable’ to run any self-tests that come with the virus, and send a large donation to an unnumbered Swiss bank account.
6. Type ‘make install’ to install the virus and any spyware, trojans pornography, penis enlargement adverts and DDoS attacks that come with it.
7. You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in /etc/evilmalware.conf.

SEE ALSO: evilmalware(1), evilmalware.conf(5), please_delete_all_my_files(1)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
simply amazing....
first write a virus program or copy from someone else, then install the dependencies, then compile the source code, build it , install it, then give it permission to execute, then run it with superuser privillege!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a nightmare that the virus program itself won't be able to forget ever .. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby jahid » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:45 am

gtsfer wrote:A picture is worth a thousand words....

New Windows Users.jpg

this is a great one....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
developing users instead of softwares!!!!!
I think it's a great idea!! Microsoft should implement it.....
I mean they need to plant hidden labs to do human cloning to produce microsoft human and deploy them in the market with each a head full of microsoft knowledge to uphold their reputation. I don't see any other way for them to compete against the free world. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

just a free advice/idea for microsoft out of gratitude as they have allowed me to use their windows for free....
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby TechGuyAndrew » Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:45 pm

Even dumb people can use computers...many do.

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Great idea and much thanks to the person who started this topic. This are some great jokes!


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