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wanderer7 wrote:Do you agree?
YES! :lol:
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True story, though I may not have the exact quotes (it was a long time ago)

While providing phone support for WinXP

ME: So when did this issue start
Customer: It's been a while, and I've been able to work around the issue by shaking the computer a little bit now and then. But it's getting alot worse now.
Me: So how often do you have to shake the computer to make the problem go away?
Customer: Oh, once or twice a day.
Me: I think you need to take the computer in to a local technician
Customer: Really? I didn't think it was that serious.
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Hmm... no new post since last week... Should I mark the thread as "SOLVED"? :lol:
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“I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode.”
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Brain Virus wrote:“I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode.”
Nice one :mrgreen:
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100% true :D
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This guy obviously has a Windows OS.. this would never happen with Linux! :D :mrgreen: :lol:

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looooooooooooooooooooooooool funny guy :D :D
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this would never happen with Linux!
You're sure about that? :mrgreen:
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Previous1 wrote:
this would never happen with Linux!
You're sure about that? :mrgreen:
Yea... Well, okay if it was Bill Gates using the Linux computer it probably would. :lol:
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ClutchDisc wrote:This guy obviously has a Windows OS.. this would never happen with Linux! :D :mrgreen: :lol:
I laughed my head off watching this. :lol: :lol: Thank you for posting it. :D
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You are welcome!! :D
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Good ones DeMus!! :lol:
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I can keep copying them one by one, but you can also have a look yourself. This is how I got them:

https://www.google.nl/search?q=computer ... B352%3B421

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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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