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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby RacerBG » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:07 am

wanderer7 wrote:Do you agree?


YES! :lol:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby Jonmo1 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:57 pm

True story, though I may not have the exact quotes (it was a long time ago)

While providing phone support for WinXP

ME: So when did this issue start
Customer: It's been a while, and I've been able to work around the issue by shaking the computer a little bit now and then. But it's getting alot worse now.
Me: So how often do you have to shake the computer to make the problem go away?
Customer: Oh, once or twice a day.
Me: I think you need to take the computer in to a local technician
Customer: Really? I didn't think it was that serious.

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Tue May 06, 2014 12:35 pm

Hmm... no new post since last week... Should I mark the thread as "SOLVED"? :lol:

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby Brain Virus » Tue May 06, 2014 1:37 pm

“I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode.”
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby Zorba » Tue May 06, 2014 1:58 pm

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Wed May 07, 2014 7:37 am

Brain Virus wrote:“I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode.”

Nice one :mrgreen:

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Wed May 07, 2014 7:41 am

100% true :D
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby ClutchDisc » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:13 pm

This guy obviously has a Windows OS.. this would never happen with Linux! :D :mrgreen: :lol:

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby Zorba » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:36 pm

looooooooooooooooooooooooool funny guy :D :D
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby Previous1 » Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:54 pm

this would never happen with Linux!


You're sure about that? :mrgreen:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby ClutchDisc » Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:42 pm

Previous1 wrote:
this would never happen with Linux!


You're sure about that? :mrgreen:

Yea... Well, okay if it was Bill Gates using the Linux computer it probably would. :lol:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby wanderer7 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:23 am

ClutchDisc wrote:This guy obviously has a Windows OS.. this would never happen with Linux! :D :mrgreen: :lol:


I laughed my head off watching this. :lol: :lol: Thank you for posting it. :D

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby ClutchDisc » Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:17 am

You are welcome!! :D
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Re: Computer related jokes

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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby ClutchDisc » Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:48 pm

Good ones DeMus!! :lol:
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Re: Computer related jokes

Postby killer de bug » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:56 pm

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