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Coffee & Pun Club

Post by pdhunter1987 » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:02 pm

Welcome to the Coffee and Pun club!!

Make a coffee and share some puns!

sudo apt install coffee-cappuccino

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Rules:
1. Please adhere to forum rules and keep this thread clean, no racist or sexual jokes!
2. No politics or religious topics as well please.
3. Keep this thread fun and easy going. :)
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I love puns! Yes their lame but they bring a smile.
If you don't know what a "pun" is, it's a play on words.

You can share what you find online or make up your own.

Example: "I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."

Enjoy!
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by deleted » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:14 pm

^Shirley you can't be serious.
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by Moem » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:19 pm

pdhunter1987 wrote:Welcome to the Coffee and Pun club!!

Make a coffee and share some puns!
Sorry, no coffee for me. I'm a tea totaller.
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by deleted » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:22 pm

"Lemonade.... Read the sign.
It's delicious"
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by English Invader » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:38 pm

I'm an archaeologist and my career lies in ruins.

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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by pdhunter1987 » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:39 pm

:lol:
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by MintBean » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:47 pm

Got fired from my job in a blackboard factory after being told I didn't know enough about the business. I chalked it up to experience.

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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by pdhunter1987 » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:51 pm

Haha!

I got canned from the orange juice factory...
Boss said I couldn't concentrate.
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by MintBean » Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:20 pm

LoL!

I was tempted to tell you all about the novelty singing candle I invented, but I don't want to wax lyrical about it.

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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by pdhunter1987 » Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:23 pm

Ahh interesting!
I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by MintBean » Thu Dec 01, 2016 7:28 pm

:D I was going to suggest a suitable container for your experiment, but I decided it would be rude to reply with a retort.

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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by pdhunter1987 » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:54 pm

I should be a boxer because I'm good at taking jabs!

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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by Moem » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:13 pm

That reminds me: we used to have a boxer (the dog breed). She was a very sweet dog, full of energy and slightly unruly because she was still young. One day she jumped up at me and her snout hit me in the eye, giving me a black eye!
Of course, now I could tell all the kids at school that a boxer had done that to me.

See, even pups make puns sometimes!
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by pdhunter1987 » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:32 pm

Hahaha :lol:

@Moem - Your punishing me!
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by Moem » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:34 pm

*innocent look*
It was just a pun(n)y little story from my childhood... :)
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by MintBean » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:45 am

Moem, sorry to hear a nosey princess got in your face and gave you a black eye. :wink:

[edit]I typed a word beginning with b, meaning 'female dog' but it got replaced with 'princess.'

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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by deleted » Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:07 am

my Mac auto-corrects
"assess" ;)

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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by pdhunter1987 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:52 pm

Gee it's hot in our house, ever since I closed Windows.
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by deleted » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:56 pm

Halmark now has a card section for Linux advocates.
You just have to write your own message.
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Re: Coffee & Pun Club

Post by Moem » Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:28 pm

MintBean wrote:Moem, sorry to hear a nosey princess got in your face and gave you a black eye. :wink:

[edit]I typed a word beginning with b, meaning 'female dog' but it got replaced with 'princess.'
Ah, the type of witch that starts with a B.
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