Coffee & Pun Club
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Coffee & Pun Club
Welcome to the Coffee and Pun club!!
Make a coffee and share some puns!
sudo apt install coffee-cappuccino
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Rules:
1. Please adhere to forum rules and keep this thread clean, no racist or sexual jokes!
2. No politics or religious topics as well please.
3. Keep this thread fun and easy going.
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I love puns! Yes their lame but they bring a smile.
If you don't know what a "pun" is, it's a play on words.
You can share what you find online or make up your own.
Example: "I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
Enjoy!
Make a coffee and share some puns!
sudo apt install coffee-cappuccino
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Rules:
1. Please adhere to forum rules and keep this thread clean, no racist or sexual jokes!
2. No politics or religious topics as well please.
3. Keep this thread fun and easy going.
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I love puns! Yes their lame but they bring a smile.
If you don't know what a "pun" is, it's a play on words.
You can share what you find online or make up your own.
Example: "I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
Enjoy!
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Sorry, no coffee for me. I'm a tea totaller.pdhunter1987 wrote:Welcome to the Coffee and Pun club!!
Make a coffee and share some puns!
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I'm an archaeologist and my career lies in ruins.
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Got fired from my job in a blackboard factory after being told I didn't know enough about the business. I chalked it up to experience.
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Haha!
I got canned from the orange juice factory...
Boss said I couldn't concentrate.
I got canned from the orange juice factory...
Boss said I couldn't concentrate.
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LoL!
I was tempted to tell you all about the novelty singing candle I invented, but I don't want to wax lyrical about it.
I was tempted to tell you all about the novelty singing candle I invented, but I don't want to wax lyrical about it.
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Ahh interesting!
I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
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I was going to suggest a suitable container for your experiment, but I decided it would be rude to reply with a retort.
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That reminds me: we used to have a boxer (the dog breed). She was a very sweet dog, full of energy and slightly unruly because she was still young. One day she jumped up at me and her snout hit me in the eye, giving me a black eye!
Of course, now I could tell all the kids at school that a boxer had done that to me.
See, even pups make puns sometimes!
Of course, now I could tell all the kids at school that a boxer had done that to me.
See, even pups make puns sometimes!
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*innocent look*
It was just a pun(n)y little story from my childhood...
It was just a pun(n)y little story from my childhood...
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Moem, sorry to hear a nosey princess got in your face and gave you a black eye.
[edit]I typed a word beginning with b, meaning 'female dog' but it got replaced with 'princess.'
[edit]I typed a word beginning with b, meaning 'female dog' but it got replaced with 'princess.'
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Halmark now has a card section for Linux advocates.
You just have to write your own message.
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You just have to write your own message.
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Ah, the type of witch that starts with a B.MintBean wrote:Moem, sorry to hear a nosey princess got in your face and gave you a black eye.
[edit]I typed a word beginning with b, meaning 'female dog' but it got replaced with 'princess.'
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