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vladtepes wrote:A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous. At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: "Hey, where am I?". The solitary office worker replies: "You're in an airplane.". The pilot immediately executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the airport's runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it. "Elementary," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, I knew that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is three minutes away on a course of 87 degrees."
That joke is really as old as Microsoft itself.

Anything's new if you hadn't heard it before.

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Well, if that was an old one, here's a new-ish one:


'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'

'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
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vladtepes wrote:Well, if that was an old one, here's a new-ish one:


'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'

'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
Now that is truly an example of mis-reading the situation...
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Jedinovice wrote:
vladtepes wrote:Well, if that was an old one, here's a new-ish one:


'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'

'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
Now that is truly an example of mis-reading the situation...
True. She said "punished", not "sentenced to death".
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sphyrth wrote:
Jedinovice wrote:
vladtepes wrote:Well, if that was an old one, here's a new-ish one:


'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'

'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
Now that is truly an example of mis-reading the situation...
True. She said "punished", not "sentenced to death".
You mean sentenced to blue screen, right?

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Jedinovice wrote:
sphyrth wrote:
Jedinovice wrote:
Now that is truly an example of mis-reading the situation...
True. She said "punished", not "sentenced to death".
You mean sentenced to blue screen, right?

:D

Teenager with a borked tablet? Same thing...
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and to finish..... a very apt one


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The really great thing about WIndows 10 is...


I forget.
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This car is pretty much guaranteed to crash

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Arch_Enemy wrote:This car is pretty much guaranteed to crash

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“If you find that it keeps crashing, you may need to update the driver”, says typicaljava
“Microsoft license enforcement is getting out of control”, writes khaos4k
“You should see the Bing version; all roads lead to ****”, notes LicentiousLynx
‘It will weigh 14,000 pounds after 2 years of “Windows Updates”‘, writes PooFlingerMonkey
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Oops...gotta stop drinking well whiskey...
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That is a whole new definition of " failure to control vehicle". I bet LEO is just itching for that revenue.
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Citizen229 wrote:I dont know KDB, vista was pretty darn nice compared to working on a ME computer.
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Jedinovice wrote:The really great thing about WIndows 10 is...


I forget.
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Citizen229 wrote:I dont know KDB, vista was pretty darn nice compared to working on a ME computer.
I still have the Win ME product key memorized from the hundreds of reinstalls I did back then!

The older I get, the more I realize that there are people younger than me. I know that sounds silly, its a mental thing. These younger people may have never actually been abused by windows ME like we have. Vista could very well have been someones first bad Win OS. Win2k/XP was a HUGE sigh of relief back in the day.
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Citizen229 wrote:
Destry wrote:
Citizen229 wrote:I dont know KDB, vista was pretty darn nice compared to working on a ME computer.
I still have the Win ME product key memorized from the hundreds of reinstalls I did back then!

The older I get, the more I realize that there are people younger than me. I know that sounds silly, its a mental thing. These younger people may have never actually been abused by windows ME like we have. Vista could very well have been someones first bad Win OS. Win2k/XP was a HUGE sigh of relief back in the day.
Reminds me of the first game I created in 1982 on a Commodore 64 when I was in grade school and being in today's times.
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Citizen229 wrote:The older I get, the more I realize that there are people younger than me. I know that sounds silly, its a mental thing.
I hear ya. People who've never known a world without internet and smart phones....
If the power goes off, they are all going to die.
And then the world will be ours again.. OURS !!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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