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What is funny! Post it here:

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:lol:
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Some funny stuff.
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in case you missed these:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-vHrS4s14Q

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Uh, they are all the same. :?
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Let me fix it. Darn Apple accelerator key
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Lady Fitzgerald wrote: ⤴Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:54 pm Uh, they are all the same. :?
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Some funny stuff here, keep it up.
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Years ago, someone (who knew I ran Linux) asked me what my favorite CLI tool was.
I said:
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There has to be more funny stuff out there, or are we just sticks in the mud?
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I'll not take offense ;)
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.
Why do people on the iss use linux You can't open windows in space
You go in for an interview for a Linux programming job...

...and you are asked for an example of your linux programming abilities,
so you type into the terminal "sudo apt-get JOB"
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Some humor:

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^ I like that!
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