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The line "if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..." had a special meaning for me.
In a previous life I worked in a the department lead by a man who was a bad combination of incompetence and stupidity. I had two Swingline staplers on my desk: a standard desk stapler for normal use, and a heavy-duty stapler for booklets. That monster could drive a staple through 150 sheets of paper with ease.
One day the boss confiscated my HD stapler because it did not conform to the office standards, it used special staples, and they because really needed it in the mailroom. I finally convinced him that it was MY stapler and MY staples.
A few weeks later the movie hit the theaters.