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Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:03 pm
by tuBox
why did Linus Torvalds have a hard time getting layed ?



cause he had "open source" !!!!! :lol:



post your OS jokes



2Box.

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:25 pm
by kwevej

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% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% (-
(-: Command not found.

% sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:07 pm
by inktitan
LOL :lol:

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:59 pm
by tuBox
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
way too funny . :lol: :lol:

How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?

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  1. mke2fs /dev/sda1
   2. deltree /y \ 

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:57 am
by vrkalak
"Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" :lol:

"DISK FIGHT!!!"

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:48 am
by Robin
The first time I read that a daemon might be the reason for some minor problem I was having, my first thought was,

"Omygosh! My computer needs an exorcism!?"

And my second thought was,

"What is a Ferengi starship commander doing in my 'puter?"

Linux terminology is too cool.

-R

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:01 am
by Pilosopong Tasyo
A friend emailed me this some months back...

Tech Support | California, USA

Caller: “I need to report a very serious computer crime! The local university is running an illegal computer system!”

Me: “Could you please repeat that?”

Caller: “The local university is running an illegal computer system! They’ve hacked it!”

Me: “How could you tell they’d hacked it?”

Caller: “Well, when it booted, it didn’t say Windows or Microsoft or anything! It said something about Deviant Linux, I think, and the main screen looked nothing like my good, legal Windows screen at home! I think they hacked that, too!”

Me: “Do you mean Debian Linux?”

Caller: “Yes, that! Is it some sort of computer mafia or something?”

Me: “Uh, no, it’s just a different operating system. Nothing to worry about.”

Caller: “But it’s illegal! It’s not Microsoft, not even Windows! They’re on a normal Microsoft computer, so they’re breaking the law! I think they stole my identity when I came in the building! I’m calling the FBI!” *hangs up*

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:56 am
by inktitan
Hahahaha That is funny. for how amazing Linux is it's even more amazing that it is free. :lol:

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:58 pm
by notty
An oldie but goodie

look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; spray; umount; sleep; leave

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:34 pm
by libssd
Bumper sticker on a pickup truck:

nice boot
wanna fsck?

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:45 am
by randomizer
notty wrote:An oldie but goodie

look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; spray; umount; sleep; leave
Gold

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:50 am
by inktitan
notty wrote:An oldie but goodie

look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; spray; umount; sleep; leave
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:43 pm
by inktitan
Found this link on twitter posted by rothgar. http://xkcd.com/838/

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:48 pm
by willie42
notty wrote:An oldie but goodie

look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; spray; umount; sleep; leave

:lol: :D

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:08 pm
by Roken
I still love the Simpsons geek joke:

C: dot
c: dot run
run dot, run

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:48 pm
by vrkalak
"Programming today, is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." ~ Rich Cook

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:01 am
by tdockery97
inktitan wrote:Found this link on twitter posted by rothgar. http://xkcd.com/838/
That's gotta be my favorite. :lol:

Re: Linux Jokes ;)

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:39 am
by grey1960envoy
WHERE'S THE ANY BUTTON :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: