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Re: The Mint Café

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lsemmens wrote:
Sun May 03, 2020 4:33 am
Lady Fitzgerald wrote:
Sun May 03, 2020 2:12 am
Portreve wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 7:24 pm

Complete with a Space Modulator?
Well, of course! How else would he be able to get an earth shattering kaboom?
And that, young lady, is my Ringtone!!! :D:D:D
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Re: The Mint Café

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Damn, when I first saw this, it's just at 60 pages, now it's a HUNDRED!? We need a new Forum Icon for this :lol:
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Re: The Mint Café

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DoodMann wrote:
Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:22 am
Damn, when I first saw this, it's just at 60 pages, now it's a HUNDRED!? We need a new Forum Icon for this :lol:
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A truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' - 'Sounds great, the same,' says the emu.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays.
The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A burger, chips and a coke.' - 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu.
Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.
'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man. 'Brilliant idea, same for me,' says the emu.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.60'
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back any longer. 'Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?'
'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a carton of milk or a new car, the exact money is always there,' says the man.
Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?
The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.
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