Funniest Linux error message

[catweazel]

kernel: NVRM: Xid (PCI:0000:02:00): 79, GPU has fallen off the bus.

[smurphos]

Refusing to render service to dead parents.

[catweazel]

Refusing to render service to dead parents.

lol

[Pjotr]

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pjotr@laptop:~$ man woman
No manual entry for woman

[catweazel]

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pjotr@laptop:~$ man woman
No manual entry for woman

lol - funny

[gm10]

I like the kernel's various dazed and confused messages. Truest generic error/exception handler ever.

Also a classic:

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ERROR: Root device mounted successfully, but /sbin/init does not exist.
Bailing out, you are on your own now. Good luck.

[catweazel]

I like the kernel's various dazed and confused messages. Best generic error/exception handler ever.

Also a classic:

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ERROR: Root device mounted successfully, but /sbin/init does not exist.
Bailing out, you are on your own now. Good luck.

While looking up the dazed and confused messages I found this:
https://sourceforge.net/p/miktex/mailma ... iMolde.no/

<laughing hard>

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Error message:
This is MetaPost, Version 0.901 (MiKTeX 2.4) (preloaded mem=plain 2005.7.7)  15 JUL 2005 21:35
**ToT_05_spring
(ToT_05_spring.mp
! Missing `)' has been inserted
! This can't happen (copy).
thelabel->...((EXPR4)+labeloffset*laboff(EXPR5002)
 
-(labxf(EXPR5002)*lrcorner...
l.2   label.rt(btex $A$ etex,(0,0))
                                    ;
I'm broken. Please show this to someone who can fix can fix

[Pjotr]

Install sl and watch what happens when you type sl instead of ls in a command (which is a common typo)....