I don't really care for anti-men jokes. Some of my best friends are men after all.
To be on the safe side, there's always animal jokes...
A police officer spots a guy driving around in his convertible, with two penguins on the back seat. She stops him and asks what's up with the penguins being in his car. The man says 'Officer, I don't know. They were in my car when I got out of the store, and I'm not sure what to do.' 'Well, you should take them to the zoo then.' 'Thank you, that's a good idea, I'm on it.' And he drives away.
Some hours later, she sees the same car and the same driver, and the penguins are still in the back seat but now they are wearing sunglasses. She stops him and says in a stern voice, 'What's this? Didn't I tell you to take those penguins to the zoo?' He replies, 'Officer, I did, it was very nice and now we're heading for the beach.'
A zebra has escaped from the zoo, wanders around for a while and ends up on a farm. 'Oh hey!' our hero thinks, 'what's all this then? I should check it out.'
The zebra sees a farm animal, and asks: 'Hello! What are you, and what is it you do here?'
'I'm a chicken' the chicken replies, 'And I lay a nice fresh egg every day'. 'Oh, that's neat.'
There's another animal! 'Hello! What are you, and what is it you do here?'
'I'm a cow, and I give milk.' 'Oh, that's cool.'
And another one. 'Hello! What are you, and what is it you do here?'
'I'm a horse. And I pull the plow and the cart.' 'Oh, that's great.'
Yet another animal... 'Hello! What are you, and what is it you do here?'
*lowest voice you can muster* 'I'm the bull. And... just take off those pajamas, and you'll see.'
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