Faust wrote: ⤴
Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:13 am
catweazel wrote: ⤴
Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:56 am
lsemmens wrote: ⤴
Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:30 am
A blond city girl...
Ok, then it must be time for me to tell the world's funniest blond joke.
As a blonde city girl , I resemble that remark !
Ok. This really is the funniest blond joke ever. It's so funny that I guarantee you'll be telling it to all your blond friends.
A blond was walking along the beach, kicking things on the shore. She kicked something out of the sand and picked it up. She looked at it and thought it resembled a magic lamp so she decided to rub it. Purple smoke came out of it and all of a sudden there was a gigantic purple genie standing in front of her. He looked at her and thought, "Ok, she's blond. I'll get away with giving her one wish."
Genie: "I'm the genie of the lamp! I grant you one wish!"
Blond: "But I thought I got three wishes!"
Genie: "Get real. That's only in fairy stories. You get one wish, so make it a good one."
Blond: "Ummm! Errr? Ahhh... Ummm! Ahhh! Errr? Errr?"
Genie: "Hurry up! I haven't got all day!"
Blond: "Ok, well, men always buy me dinner and drinks. They buy me jewellery and clothes galore. One even pays for my apartment. Oh! One bought me a Mercedes! I think it's because I'm blond and not very intelligent. OK! I've got it! I wish I was ten times dumber!"
PING!! He turned her into a man.
"There is, ultimately, only one truth -- cogito, ergo sum -- everything else is an assumption." - Me, my swansong.