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why did Linus Torvalds have a hard time getting layed ?



cause he had "open source" !!!!! :lol:



post your OS jokes



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% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% (-
(-: Command not found.

% sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
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LOL :lol:
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% %blow
%blow: No such job.
way too funny . :lol: :lol:

How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?

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  1. mke2fs /dev/sda1
   2. deltree /y \ 
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"Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" :lol:

"DISK FIGHT!!!"
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The first time I read that a daemon might be the reason for some minor problem I was having, my first thought was,

"Omygosh! My computer needs an exorcism!?"

And my second thought was,

"What is a Ferengi starship commander doing in my 'puter?"

Linux terminology is too cool.

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A friend emailed me this some months back...

Tech Support | California, USA

Caller: “I need to report a very serious computer crime! The local university is running an illegal computer system!”

Me: “Could you please repeat that?”

Caller: “The local university is running an illegal computer system! They’ve hacked it!”

Me: “How could you tell they’d hacked it?”

Caller: “Well, when it booted, it didn’t say Windows or Microsoft or anything! It said something about Deviant Linux, I think, and the main screen looked nothing like my good, legal Windows screen at home! I think they hacked that, too!”

Me: “Do you mean Debian Linux?”

Caller: “Yes, that! Is it some sort of computer mafia or something?”

Me: “Uh, no, it’s just a different operating system. Nothing to worry about.”

Caller: “But it’s illegal! It’s not Microsoft, not even Windows! They’re on a normal Microsoft computer, so they’re breaking the law! I think they stole my identity when I came in the building! I’m calling the FBI!” *hangs up*
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Hahahaha That is funny. for how amazing Linux is it's even more amazing that it is free. :lol:
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An oldie but goodie

look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; spray; umount; sleep; leave
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Bumper sticker on a pickup truck:

nice boot
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notty wrote:An oldie but goodie

look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; spray; umount; sleep; leave
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notty wrote:An oldie but goodie

look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; spray; umount; sleep; leave
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Found this link on twitter posted by rothgar. http://xkcd.com/838/
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notty wrote:An oldie but goodie

look; gawk; talk; date; wine; unzip; strip; touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; spray; umount; sleep; leave

:lol: :D
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I still love the Simpsons geek joke:

C: dot
c: dot run
run dot, run
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"Programming today, is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." ~ Rich Cook
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inktitan wrote:Found this link on twitter posted by rothgar. http://xkcd.com/838/
That's gotta be my favorite. :lol:
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