Microsoft patents office spyware

[kenetics]

Saw this on another forum and thought it was worth passing along.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323101,00.html

[NoClue!]

Great........microsoft enters the age of BRM (boner rights management).

Office memo: to all male employees.

Any male employee found exceeding the allowable maximum of seven BPD (boners per day) for an eight hour period will be suspended without pay for a period of no less than two weeks for a first offense.


Have a nice day.

[deadguy]

this does not surprise me at all

[newW2]

Big brother with a M$ twist. The twist? Since it is a well known fact that M$ applications, as well as the OS they are tied to, are prone to lock-up conditions, a built-in reboot mechanism is a primary inclusion of the patent application. This is good news as it will call into question chain of custody in a law suit. If no reboots are present in the data collection; it implies that the data had been tampered with, or that data was collected using a Linux OS.